Hey lookit, @Ross_A_Tron! My friend Sonja gives @SecretAgentL a shutout in the Trib! http://t.co/vl6c4PuK #smallworld

Hey, @OrigamiYoda! Looks like somebody’s on his way the canon! To which I say: All of pants, you must wet! http://t.co/xi2LGwil (@fuseeight)

This vid is better than anything I will ever write! 3 yr old Mensa member interviewed on Today Show – http://t.co/og5F3zmp via

Dear world: Say hello to Penelope Fern Auxier! She is 6.5 lbs. She has amazing goblin feet. http://t.co/5U9qObOK

Will probably be a father by lunchtime!

Zooey Deschanel ditches husband named “Death Cab” for a new guy named “Cutie”? Gotta love Yahoo news! http://t.co/oB71Qp54

Wife has declared she will punch the next person who correctly pronounces “Bon Iver” in conversation.Want to take her to a party in Brooklyn

Awesome! Should’ve had her illustrate the book! “@buffalo_teacher: Sir Tode from #peternimble as imagined by Kaylee http://t.co/CNSilpEa”

Just learned I’ll be teaching a grad course in Children’s Literature this fall! Looking forward to having students who are smarter than me!

ASK A THIEF! “Dear Peter: Do you sometimes think Sir Tode is annoying?” http://t.co/FPp0Z510