JONATHAN AUXIER is a struggling writer. His first novel, Peter Nimble and his Fantastic Eyes will be coming out from Abrams this year. He lives outside Los Angeles with his wife Mary and their adorable pet umbrella.
JONATHAN AUXIER is a struggling writer. His first novel, Peter Nimble and his Fantastic Eyes will be coming out from Abrams this year. He lives outside Los Angeles with his wife Mary and their adorable pet umbrella.
“Before we are citizens, he thought, we are children, and it is as children that we come to understand freedom and authority, liberty and duty.”
- Orson Scott Card
Enchanted

Hey lookit, @Ross_A_Tron! My friend Sonja gives @SecretAgentL a shutout in the Trib! http://t.co/vl6c4PuK #smallworld
Hey, @OrigamiYoda! Looks like somebody’s on his way the canon! To which I say: All of pants, you must wet! http://t.co/xi2LGwil (@fuseeight)
This vid is better than anything I will ever write! 3 yr old Mensa member interviewed on Today Show – http://t.co/og5F3zmp via
Dear world: Say hello to Penelope Fern Auxier! She is 6.5 lbs. She has amazing goblin feet. http://t.co/5U9qObOK
Will probably be a father by lunchtime!
Zooey Deschanel ditches husband named “Death Cab” for a new guy named “Cutie”? Gotta love Yahoo news! http://t.co/oB71Qp54
Wife has declared she will punch the next person who correctly pronounces “Bon Iver” in conversation.Want to take her to a party in Brooklyn
Awesome! Should’ve had her illustrate the book! “@buffalo_teacher: Sir Tode from #peternimble as imagined by Kaylee http://t.co/CNSilpEa”
Just learned I’ll be teaching a grad course in Children’s Literature this fall! Looking forward to having students who are smarter than me!
ASK A THIEF! “Dear Peter: Do you sometimes think Sir Tode is annoying?” http://t.co/FPp0Z510



